For the last 13 years I have touched over 7,000 bodies….. and I see similar patterns over and over again. Although I believe in humor when describing anything to my guests, friends, and family, All of the following reasons I take seriously. Enjoy! 1) You’re on your feet all day. 2) You sit at a computer all day. 3) You’re an athlete. 4) You’re a professional couch potato. 5) You drive a car. Perhaps you leave your wallet in your pocket. 6) You don’t stretch unless you just woke up and are yawning 7) You don’t squat to use the restroom, eat, or tell stories by the fire. 8) Your.